I guess it does pay to marry old white rich men!
Geriatric junk handler Cyrstal Harris, scored herself a $5million Hollywood Hills Mansion courtesy of Big Daddy Warbucks, Hugh Hefner. This playmates
investment love for Boat Captain Hef has finally become bountiful. This home was bought for Mrs. Hefner as a resting place for her to go to when Mr. Hefner dies. That’s right, Crystal, cash in your chips before he does.
Somewhere Anna Nicole Smith is looking down at her with pride and saying to herself, “Damn, this is how I should have done it!”