Are you feeling lonely? Tired? Without sex? Does your husband leave the toilet seat up and forget your birthday? Well, if you answered yes, you’re not alone, chances are you’re about to fall into Temptation and star in your own Tyler Perry movie.
But word to the wise, if you’re going to sin, do it in class while undressing that ass.
Where to Buy?
Gia Studded Leather Clutch $795 @ Michael Kors
(glue it to your hand)
Glamoroso Pump $385 @ Stuart Weitzman
(with a price tag like that it’s best to keep them on during and after).
One Sleeve Ottoman Cutout Dress $129 @ Bebe
(spanx not included)
Floral Cutout Cuff $7.80 @ Forever 21
(for $8 bucks, it doesn’t matter if you leave it as a souvenir).
Large Pave Crystal Hoop Earrings $120 @ Nordstrom
(three words: no refund policy).