Have you ever thought about making millions of dollars? I know I have!
Well now you can with EL James’ new Fifty Shades of Grey:Inner Goddess (A Journal).
“the bonded-leather soft cover journal will offer readers and aspiring writers a place where they can record their innermost thoughts… includes a foreword by E L James, excerpts from her FIFTY SHADES novels, writing tips, a writing playlist, and fully-lined pages for readers to express their own “inner goddess.”- Fifty Shades of Grey Trilogy Facebook Page
I am guilty of loving my Fifty, but the most annoying character in the book was her “Inner Goddess”; nevertheless, you can adjust your glasses while you scribble away your deepest darkest sexual fantasies while you’re eye rolling at every lip bite during each page turn.
The Journal will be available in stores on May 1, 2013 for $16.99 just in time for Mother’s Day (as their page suggests)! Now, I don’t know about your mother, but mine thinks the word “sex” is like saying “Voldemort”, so I guess I will just stick to flowers and hard cash for her. It doesn’t mean you can’t get it for yourself; I don’t think any mother would mind if their daughter would become the next erotic writing gazillionaire.
So take out that
vibrator pen and start penning.
And don’t forget to add her new line of sex toys to your Mother’s Day list or you can just use them as a journaling pleasure!