This Sunday the 85th Annual Academy Awards will be broadcast for your viewing pleasure. Who wears what, who’s with who, who’s gone to the “dentist”, and who’s broken up, those are the questions we will be asking as they stroll down the red carpet. The most important question is, “who will win?”, and of course we’ve got all the answers.
Our takes on the Best Picture contenders
If I’m going to watch old people in love, I’d rather watch The Notebook.
Ben Affleck didn’t think so either.
Beasts of the Southern Wild
Once again Leo DiCaprio gets shunned for an Oscar
Starring, directed by, scored by, written by, and ruined by Anne Hathaway
Life of Pi
I was forced to like this because my brother-in-law did CG for the movie and he took me to the screening.
Silver Linings Playbook
If this doesn’t win I’m going to throw something through a window. Or not, no, I’m FINE.
Zero Dark Thirty
Didn’t Jeremy Renner star in this like 2 years ago?
Best Actor you ask?
He has come a long way from doing a cameo on Sex and the City.
Didn’t he quit acting?
Love me some Denzel!
And the Best Actress goes to…